do not argue with an idiot

That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at someone because they make you laugh

Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong. It just means that you value your relationships more than your ego.

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fun on the run

86% of people start making up scenarios in their heads that most likely will never happen, right before falling asleep.

Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong. It just means that you value your relationships more than your ego.

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life quotes

Jessica Simpson had her baby. Apparently, Kanye busted into the delivery room and said Beyonce had the best baby of all time

The meaning of life is to give life meaning.

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cool liners

The awkward moment when you get a mini heart attack because you can’t feel your phone/iPod in your pocket.

Rotating Your Dinner Plate, To Get A Better Look At The Situation.

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